Total Medals Earned: 346 (From 43 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,650 Points
Medals Earned: 3/15 (20/240 points)
Level up for the first time
Enter slow motion mode
Unlocked all levels
Cause 15 explosions
Get the bad ending
Get the good ending
Kill 5 fruits with one shot
Have 500 coins or more
Complete a level with every bullet hitting an enemy
Reach the maximum accuracy level
Reach the maximum damage level
Reach the maximum fire speed level
Kill the boss
Reach the maximum speed level
Reach level 10, coincidentally also your mental age - sorry, that was harsh, let me take you out for dinner
Medals Earned: 6/14 (35/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Far Left Hit
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 4/11 (155/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/70 points)
Went right.
Get a game over.
Use the B power for the first time.
Defeated ki1o.
Bought every item in the Clock Mart
Medals Earned: 5/22 (45/500 points)
Conquer the first base.
Find the green backpack.
Conquer the second base.
Find the orange backpack.
Find the red backpack.
Find the black backpack.
Find the blue backpack.
Find the gray backpack.
Find the pink backpack.
Find the purple backpack.
Find the sky blue backpack.
Find the white backpack.
Find the yellow backpack.
Conquer the fourth base.
Conquer the sixth base.
Conquer the third base.
Conquer the fifth base.
Conquer the seventh base.
Find all 11 backpacks.
Reach General rank.
Medals Earned: 6/14 (100/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (205/205 points)
Defeat the first guy.
Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 22/22 (370/370 points)
Blue Kinda person eh?
Pick the blue
Click the blue button once
Pick the Green Button
Click the Green Button once
My favourite colour too!
Click the Red Button once
Ugh! Light!
Pick the Yellow Button
Click the Yellow button once
Click the Yellow Button 5x
Click the blue Button 25x
Click the blue Button 50 times
Click it 50 times
Hands hurting eh?
Ouch!
BRUTAL!
Medals Earned: 5/14 (50/375 points)
Politely decline
Politely accept
Find the secret spot
Defeat Clown
Defeat Sheriff
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Kill 50 agents (in one session)
Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Defeat Savior
Stockpile 500 points
Buy all weapons
Medals Earned: 7/20 (65/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Use a nuke
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)